I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
hmm … u have depression ….. [jotting down notes] so tell me, in 2012 …. were u a fan of one direction perhaps? …. [writing vigorously] .. interesting …. hm .. tell me … how did u feel when zayn left the band in 2015 …. depressed perhaps ? hm .. i think i know what’s going on here,